The winner of the most unsuccessful government of the year is... LEBANON!
By Daniel Clarke-Serret. From a satirical post in Linkedin. May 15, 2022.
Do you want Iran running your government?
Do you want 80% of your population in poverty?
Do you want foreign-funded terrorist militias in control of your borders and foreign policy?
Do you want mysterious explosions in your capital city?
Do you want an unprecedented economic crisis?
Do you want endless sectarian strife?
Do you want your heads of government to be assassinated?
And most of all do you want to go from the Switzerland of the Middle East to the second most unhappy nation on Earth?
If so Vote Hezbollah!
Chaos and carnage all paid for by a foreign power.
We make Putin's Russia look like an advert for sensible governance.
We ensure no change and maximum misery.
Hezbollah...resistance to life!